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The Comedy Champion Has Been Crowned

The Comedy Champion Has Been Crowned

Some of us fancy ourselves as bit of a comedian, a jokester if you will. But have you really got what it takes to take out the best joke and claim the title of Comedy Champion of Collins Square & Parramatta Square?

Well, we found out! Drum roll please… The winner who takes out the crown of Comedy Champion is, Ed from Collins Square with this quippy punch line.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing him. We went out. Had a few drinks. Nice Guy. Web designer.

These next four jokes followed very closely behind taking out the crown.

Q: What happened to the family of baked beans that were holidaying in Queensland?
A: They got stuck in Cairns.

Luke, Parramatta Square

Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!

Olivia, Collins Square

From my six year old son: What is a lion's favourite food? Baked beings.

Andrew, Parramatta Square

Q: What did the cheese say in the mirror?
A: Halou-Mi

Tori, Collins Square